Trout Quotes

“Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.”

Jack Handy

“To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no one else was allowed to fish in and two lovely houses in the town; one where I would have my wife and children and be monogamous and love them”

Ernest Hemingway

“Listen to the sound of the river and you will get the trout”

Irish Proverb

“You must lose a fly to catch a trout”

George Herbert

May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.

Irish Blessing

Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.  

Author Unknown

Friday Quotes !

I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout.  Paul O'Neil


Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip. John Gierach


My wife said I have so many fly rods and reels that I cannot possibly use them all. My reply was that I had rods and reels to fish, rods and reels to tinker with and then my fine-crafted rods and reels to "fondle and admire," while dreaming of trout fishing during the cold winter months. You can imagine what kind of look she gave me. Jimmy D. Moore


There's a fine line between fishing and standing in the water like an idiot.
Steven Wright

Quotes of the day.

“Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.”

                                                 Mark Twain

“Luck affects everything. Let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least expect it there will be a fish.”

                                                  Ovid

“It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.”

                                                  John Steinbeck